# spartacus
# don't talk to me
# spin-off series about these two ladies raising hell in heaven
# or heaven in hell i suppose
# i am there with my popcorn and asthma puff


# who bloody thought this was okay?
# the ramen noodles on the child's head is ANNIHILATING
# NO
# N O
# FUCKING
# SPARTACUS
# (casually avoiding the new season until 'nooaw nOT ENOugH NAGrON' dies down a bit)


# I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
# spartacus

“To the hole! Both of you!”


# holy shitmatron
# remember when oldnaevia and crixus
# new naevia will never sit well with me purely because of this scene
# tore me to shreds
# spartacus


# i love how almost everyone in this picspam is O_O
# that face that emoticon is literally the show
# spartacus

Spartacus 2.01: Fugitivus


# baby
# gannicus
# spartacus
# queue: assignment hiatus


# this scene gave me a serious case of Full-Body Chills
# spartacus
# queue: assignment hiatus


# motherfuck
# who decided that this gifset was okay?
# spartacus

 Not this time.


# BLESS THIS POST
# I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT AND EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.
# all glaber needed was someone who could fulfil his ~needs so he wouldn't have to go on his voyeuristic rampage against the world
# saxa and mira would be the hottest slice of lady cake ever end of
# ilithyia and lucretia were pretty fucking canon to me okay? no one can convince me otherwise
# two evil bitches who wanted to kill each other but really jsut needed someone on their side.
# BAM perfect complex relationship
# gannicus and this girl right here: healthy relationship of the season but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
# the writers thought it would be fucking brilliant to gank her because they BATHE IN THE TEARS OF THEIR SHOW'S AUDIENCE.
# seppia and seppius let me just say it right now that during this moment I had fucking OTP FEELS OKAY
# AND I DON'T HAVE THEM VERY FREQUENTLY DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF
# okay they're siblings but tell me TELL ME WHO CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN THESE TWO
# in a show like this you're forced to just cling to anything resembling genuine compassion and THIS WAS IT
# spartacus and ilithyia just needed to have hate sex because it was clear as day that both of them fucking wanted it
# what the hell else were they doing with the hand touching and the face caressing and the eyeballing and the
# OH I'M GOING TO LEAN IN CLOSE AND PUT MY LIPS 3MM AWAY FROM YOURS AND THEN WHISPER HOARSELY INTO YOUR EAR
# AND THEN I'M NOT GOING TO SEX YOU UP ON THIS FOREST FLOOR BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND SENSELESS.
# spartacus
# this show I swear to the highlords.

A tribute to the OTPs that never got to be, because of fate, dumbassery, or otherwise mismanaged plot handlings.
Thursday, 23rd of August with 396 notes
↳ BLESS THIS POST   I HAD A FUCKING DREAM ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT AND EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT IN THE WORLD.   all glaber needed was someone who could fulfil his ~needs so he wouldn't have to go on his voyeuristic rampage against the world   saxa and mira would be the hottest slice of lady cake ever end of   ilithyia and lucretia were pretty fucking canon to me okay? no one can convince me otherwise   two evil bitches who wanted to kill each other but really jsut needed someone on their side.   BAM perfect complex relationship   gannicus and this girl right here: healthy relationship of the season but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO   the writers thought it would be fucking brilliant to gank her because they BATHE IN THE TEARS OF THEIR SHOW'S AUDIENCE.   seppia and seppius let me just say it right now that during this moment I had fucking OTP FEELS OKAY   AND I DON'T HAVE THEM VERY FREQUENTLY DESPITE POPULAR BELIEF   okay they're siblings but tell me TELL ME WHO CARED ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN THESE TWO   in a show like this you're forced to just cling to anything resembling genuine compassion and THIS WAS IT   spartacus and ilithyia just needed to have hate sex because it was clear as day that both of them fucking wanted it   what the hell else were they doing with the hand touching and the face caressing and the eyeballing and the   OH I'M GOING TO LEAN IN CLOSE AND PUT MY LIPS 3MM AWAY FROM YOURS AND THEN WHISPER HOARSELY INTO YOUR EAR   AND THEN I'M NOT GOING TO SEX YOU UP ON THIS FOREST FLOOR BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY AND SENSELESS.   spartacus   this show I swear to the highlords.  


# ilithyia
# spartacus
# goddess